You has me at "Hello", so...

But you is Scientologist. So you is goes away. Goes away, ok? Kthxbye...

Who is has a leg up on this?

...tres bien merci

Luckily Oscar the Grouch no lives in trash cans here...

Stoopeed humans no like to eats leftovers...

Enough said.

Prophetess Princess Maketh Prediction About Bulimic Cat

I swears I never sees a butts so big. And still making nom nom nom...

String? What string?

String? What string? Ok, you is stoopeed humans. So this is your ideas of comedy? This is humorous ya?

Model cat contemplates anorexia

Some days I thinks if my butts too big.

Some days I thinks if my faces too chubby.

No ways. I is cherubic. Buy Catty Kitty today. Kthxbye...

A short history: Vietnam in the last 40 years

Start of Vietnam War: Thank yous for bringing your big guns and Western style democracy. We is no likes communism in Southeast Asia.

End of Vietnam War: After Agent Orange and many FUBAR, Uncle Sam now outs the doors.

Last week in downtown Vietnam: No love you long time. At all.

Me pee standing up?

I is calling my lawyer. Who is a feminists. Or rathers, I is calling my feminist, who is a lawyers.

Cat fart shatters floor

I is sorry...

ADIDAS: All.Days.I.Dreams.About.Shrimp

Enough said.